Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Broda Alaigboran story ( Stubborn Brother's story Part 5)

Sorry peeps! Huzzling tinz kept me away! Back to broda Alaigboran story (Stubborn Brother's story).

During argument in the court, wife was asked why she wanted full custody she mentioned that she doesn't think he is the father of their two boys. Oga has been shooting blanks "pow pow pow"! Apparently when he came home to marry her, his family insisted that she must get pregnant before joining him in US. After several attempts at getting pregnant and not being successful. They went to see a fertility specialist who after series of test confirmed that due to untreated STD broda contracted it's affecting his sperm production but with treatment they might be able to conceive.

He went along for the test but wasn't around for the results.  The doctor confided in the wife that it's impossible for them to conceive because he didn't get treated on time. The wife was desperate to be an Americana. She had waited for years for him. She had faced ridicule from everyone.  She heard stories of his sexual escapade.  He swore to her that it was just rumours from people who don't like him.

She finally conceived after he underwent treatments. She was on her way to America. Court was adjourned till DNA test confirmed if he was indeed not their father. The test confirmed that he wasn't their father. She confessed that out of desperation to come to America she and one of the fertility doctors planned everything.  They were having an affair.  There was no treatment.  They just mixed Ribenna drink and bitter leaf juice for him to drink for two weeks claiming it was holistic treatment 😂😂😂🙊🙊. As for their second son, he was conceived when the doctor came to spend the summer with them.

Her confession wasn't over o! Make I sleep small! This was karma dessert 😜😜😜

Broda Alaigboran story ( Stubborn Brother's story Part 4)

So broda went to Nigeria to marry his angel, innocent "virgin" unlike the Americanized Nigerian girls, he "deflowered" her as he usually boasted. The girls he dated and dumped. The girls who cooked and cleaned his home, the girls who kept his bed warm and healed him sexually. Now they are not good enough for him to marry.

Off to Nigeria! He married her and came back to US. Three months later iyawo came over. Life was good for him. She was indeed the perfect wife. Broda too was upgrading himself, he became an Licensed Practical Nurse  (LPN) , the wife also got her LPN license but she went ahead and became Registered Nurse. They had welcomed a baby boy, she got pregnant immediately she came to join him.

It has been 3 years since they got married. She was making more money. He had lost his job and found it difficult to get an LPN job. So the wife became the breadwinner. This became a source argument and fight. The wife was now independent. During one of their arguments, he left the house and didn't come back.  Her mom had joined them. It became 2 against one. The wife had caused estrangement with his friends. He felt deserted. He wanted out of the marriage. He was beginning to regret a lot of things. Life didn't turn out the way he expected.

He decided to end his marriage.  He filed for a divorce. He had asked for joint custody but the wife filed for full custody.  While in court during the child custody hearing.  The wife dropped a bombshell.....

I dey come

Broda Alaigboran story ( Stubborn Brother's story Part 3)

Apparently the broda had been with several sisters in church but due to shame most never reported him to the pastor and whenever the pastor called any of the ladies to confirm the rumors they denied it. These broda must be packing something to make church sisters loose their chances of making heaven.

Anyhoo! Broda dumped the sister that sent me a text because she was too possessive but that didn't stop them from shagging. Few moments after we stopped hanging out, his engagement was announced in church. After he was called out, a lot of people expected his fiancé to be the fighting sister, it wasn't really a secret that they had been dating for years. According to her they were dating but he said "She is just a friend" hmmmmm just a friend in sex needs.

The pastor called him and announced his engagement. The fiancé picture was on the projector and the auditorium was filled with hissing, whispering and curses especially from the "church mamas" . They were "śepeing" for him, shame catch me small. They were whispering how he used several girls and decided to bring someone else from Nigeria.  He had been dating her since his university days (shocked that he went to university with his spoken English 🙄🙄🙄) .

We had stopped talking with immediate effect until I bumped into him at the airport. He thought he married an angel from Nigeria to save him from the Nigerian jezebels living in US. He was in for a shock.

Karma serves delicious meal

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Broda Alaigboran story ( Stubborn Brother's story Part 1)

The pastor's wife decided to play cupid and introduce me to an eligible bachelor in church. Here I was a fresh graduate making six figure income and wanted to meet a male equivalent of myself or a better version. I got dragged to church by mother who felt that I needed to try the church brothers.

I finally agreed for the pastor's wife  (Mrs Okafor aka GG- God’s General) to introduce me to this guy in church, he was the head of intercession department.  They pray and intercede on behalf of everyone, prayer warrior. He was a janitor at the general Hospital. I agreed to talk to him over the phone.

The conversation was boring!!! I think I got bored once I heard what he does for living and his income and let's not forget his accent wasn't helping. I finally met him two weeks later in church. He DEFINITELY wasn't my type. I couldn't get over the 3 different complexions residue from bleaching! I couldn’t believe it.  Mommy GG told me to over look it and get to know him. I tried my best but all I imagined was what our babies would look like.  Haaaaa God forbid!

Where is my dream man? The Ken to my barbie?

Imagine my surprise when I got a message from a sister in church telling me to back off because he belonged to her.

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Broda Alaigboran story ( Stubborn Brother's story The End)

As if finding out the two boys were not his biological children wasn't bad enough.  The judge awarded the house to his wife. The thing was that he moved out of their home and the wife had been paying the mortgage for almost a year.  In the state of New Jersey, that's seen as abandonment so he couldn't lay claim to the house. 

The wife was awarded the custody of the children and granted him supervised visitation rights. Even though DNA test confirmed that he wasn't their father he was still responsible for their care because his name was on their birth certificate. So broda would be paying child support till they are 18 years.

He was beyond broken! No job! No wife! No children! Debt everywhere. He didn't know where to start from.

He asked his wife her reasons why she treated him this way. Her reply shocked him.

She knew about all his escapade. Everyone heard and she became depressed. She had joined a Facebook group called passionate women in Nigeria. A support group where everyone told their stories. She met a lady there who shared her story of heartbreak.  She had met this guy in church, he promised her heaven and earth.  She had trusted him with everything.  He had access to her account. He cleaned her out. She had gotten pregnant for him. She informed him and was expecting a proposal only to be told that he had someone in Nigeria. So she opted for abortion. Unfortunately she developed blood clot and was rushed to the hospital.  She was there for 2 weeks.  He never came to visit her. When she got home, he had moved out. Her money was gone. The police couldn't do anything because she had given him access to her account.  She became suicidal.  The group has been therapeutic for her. She made friends with most of the members.  She became extremely close to the wife, unbeknownst to her, they had one thing in common. They were involved with the same man.

The wife decided to seek revenge. The wife and the woman had developed a strong bond. They were in love with each other.  This was her revenge.

He was a lost soul! He didn't have any reason to live anymore.  He drove to the Newark Bay Bridge to commit suicide.  He got on the bridge and jumped into the cold water where death was ready to accept him....

He screamed so loud that his family came running to his room. No one could calm him down. He was mumbling nonsense.  His poor mother was shouting "blood of Jesus! Jesu gbami! Olorun madojutimi! (Jesus save me! Don't shame me). He finally calmed down.

Lmao!!!! Broda was dreaming! He dreamt all this nonsense up! 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

He spent the night calling every woman he has ever been involved with to apologize. He went for deliverance.

Remember the Aunty in church who sent me a text to back? Well after the heartbreak, she met a doctor and they got married! Kai see upgrade!!!

As for me I didn't settle for just any man! I met my Igbo fantasy! My beloved Chijioke 🙈🙊🙈🙊😂😂😂.  He is a financial analyst and we are expecting our triplets 😍😍😍😉😉😉

THE END! AS MY NIGERIAN PEOPLE WOULD SAY "TO GOD BE THY GLORY" 😇😇😇😇